I have decided that I must finish at least one of my writing peices or stories. I don't care how cliche I think it is or messed up the grammar (I can fix that later). I don't care if I don't know exactly where I am going with the story anymore. I do know that I just need to write and get more practice. I mean if "practice makes perfect" then all my rooting around for a brilliant story idea will do no good if I don't have the writing ability to do the story justice. I have to stop being afraid of following through with my peices and just do it. Evidently, at least from this journal entry, I also have to learn how to put "i's" before "e's' again. Lol.

Like I said above, yes I am alive! Lol. So look I am back on dA finally. So if you havn't figured it out by now I am not very good at finishing my work. That is why I still lack a scanner and have a void of emptiness of art. That is also why none of my stories are finished. In spite of this I decided to entertain you and put up some more unfinished stuff to tantilize you since they will probably stay unfinished since I have no idea where I am going with them. Oh, I am talking about writing here right now. Sorry if this is confusing but whatev. I just wanted to let everyone know I am still alive. Or am I? dun dun dunnnnn . . .BA-DAHHHHHH!

Dear Snehsnow Evil Dictator of Doom who's Birthday is today,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when I saw the shrunken head in your camping car and I saw you sit on the crazy monk. I'm sure you're middle-class enough to understand how awful I've felt.I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I never will froget the incarnation of an eskimo.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
Mdjabber (of ZZZZZ-land)


How to do this:

Dear (one of your friends):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

YAY! I got a new dog . . . well it is actually a 6 month old puppy! He is sooooo cute and well actually very well behaved. He is a quick learner and hopefully will get to be well trained. He is already able to go off leash! Though he still is distracted by other dogs and has a lot of work to go . . . he is finishing up his house training right now. Also we FINALLY decided on a name for him, Orion. He is named after the constellation of the hunter Orion. The constellation starts rising in late August which is when we got him. We adopted him from the shelter on the 19th. He is a mix. We think he has some Australian shepard,lab,chow (because of the black tounge), and terrier in him. He is black and tan and has two tan dots at the edge of each of his eyebrows. We are starting to clicker train him. What that means is that you have this clicker that you then associate with food, to the dog. Then when training him when he does something good you click it. That is so they get the good feeling that is associated with food. He is hilarious when he bounds around doing bunnyhops and playing with a ball! Soooo cute!

So this is my update on whats going on in my life. I am still in Colorado. My birthday is this Sunday!!! Yay! *does a happy dance* Everybody loves their birthday! 'tis true, 'tis true, those words of wisdom ring true in every mind . . . I think. Lol

Anyway, If you want to make me a peice of artwork as a present for my b-day and post it on dA I know I wouldn't object lol. Jk well unless you actually do then I am not kidding at all, hehe.

My cousins 21 birthay is tommorrow so she is really excited. That day my Grammy and my dad's sister and co.(the rest of the family which is her husband, and my 4 cousins in THAT particular family) are coming and they are going to stay with us. Then on my b-day we are going up to a cabin in the mountains (we have done it for the past 2 years) with a bunch of different people and spending the night to celebrate the triple b-days. The triple b-days is referring to my cousins, my uncles (which is her dad), and mine. Yah that last sentence had really bad spelling. Anyways . . . it is more for my Uncle but it is still gonna be really fun I guess. I hope. I think it will be. I mean it always is.

Hmmm and that is as far into the future of plans of my life that I know right now. So adios and im out. Yah im weird and I know it. To clarify in case you did not know that is a good thing.